“When We Smash” – Thursday, May 14, at 10:30pm ET/PT

Welcome back to the Misery Index, where we can all come together to celebrate each other’s misery! Joe and Q “make love”, we prove why online dating is dead, and surgery leaves a man with a really teenie weenie. Two contestants – an office flasher and a clumsy partier – battle to be masters of misery and win the $30,000 grand prize!

"UK vs US Special" – Thursday, May 21, at 10:30pm ET/PT

After some heated UK vs US banter, Jameela and the Tenderloins find out once and for all which of these great nations is truly the most miserable. Plus, Jameela has a big surprise fail for the Tenderloins.

"This is not a Drill!" – Thursday, May 28 at 10:30pm ET/PT

Contestants trash talk the Tenderloins, Sal’s “moist moment”, and a giant door-opening python! It’s all happening on this hilarious episode of The Misery Index.

"The Grandma Special" – Thursday, June 4 at 10:30pm ET/PT

From “I’m going with penis” to “I had whipped cream coming out of my nose” – they may be senior citizens but these awesome ladies sure have lived! Find out what happens when a young bull charges you, and what bodily function made a girl lose 10 years of memories on this week’s episode of The Misery Index.

"They Didn’t Blur The Dog!" – Thursday, June 11 at 10:30pm ET/PT

Find out why animals should never drive, why Joe thinks "the answer is always ISIS", and which NSYNC star makes a surprise appearance in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

"Send In The Clowns" – Thursday, June 18 at 10:30pm ET/PT

A moped crash that’d make Wylie Coyote proud, a big family surprise for one Tenderloin, and Murr makes a very bad bet! Our contestants get super competitive as they battle it out for $30,000.

"No One Told Sal"  – Thursday, June 25 at 10:30pm ET/PT

What happens when your parachute doesn’t open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what makes Jameela hide behind her podium? We’ve got the answers in this very fancy episode of The Misery Index.

"I Used to Have Abs Once Too" – Thursday, July 2 at 10:30pm ET/PT



What happens when your parachute doesn’t open, when your new parent is a sex doll, and what  A truly terrifying halloween display, a contestant with the “body of a superhero”, and possibly the dumbest criminals of all time? Draw your own conclusions in this week's episode of The Misery Index.

"Trust Me As Someone Who Has One!" – Thursday, July 9 at 10:30pm ET/PT



‘Horse' the squirrel meets a cataclysmic end! The Tenderloins renew their long standing cat vs dog fight, and one contestant makes waves by revealing who is ‘statistically the best!’ Tenderloin to play for a shot at $30,000 on The Misery Index!